After re-vamping my Adult Friend Finder profile, I realized that I had some power just by being who I was: a good, game, and giving woman. With that power, I decided to specify that I wanted to get off first and that I preferred oral sex before any penetration. I also gave special preference to those who were in my vicinity.
I just figured that it would be amazing to have a sex friend who lived close enough that we would be able to hook up at our convenience.
Eventually, someone comes along who lived in my neighborhood. The reason I named him "The Swiss Jingle" is actually because he was from Switzerland and he wrote jingles for commercials. I thought that was a pretty exciting job, but I honestly don't know how much money that makes.
I'm sure I tried to get him to sing one of his jingles, but I don't think I recognized it.
Truth be told, this experience wasn't particularly memorable except that it was a bit so-so.
Don't get me wrong. Him eating me out was hot. But it wasn't particularly memorable. I know we ended up having sex. But it just wasn't anything that was particularly something to jump for joy about.
Honestly, that's probably why I didn't recognize his jingle. Jingles are supposed to be catchy, memorable. This guy definitely was not.
Lesson Learned: How they perform at work or in life is a sign of how they will perform in bed.
I just figured that it would be amazing to have a sex friend who lived close enough that we would be able to hook up at our convenience.
Eventually, someone comes along who lived in my neighborhood. The reason I named him "The Swiss Jingle" is actually because he was from Switzerland and he wrote jingles for commercials. I thought that was a pretty exciting job, but I honestly don't know how much money that makes.
I'm sure I tried to get him to sing one of his jingles, but I don't think I recognized it.
Truth be told, this experience wasn't particularly memorable except that it was a bit so-so.
Don't get me wrong. Him eating me out was hot. But it wasn't particularly memorable. I know we ended up having sex. But it just wasn't anything that was particularly something to jump for joy about.
Honestly, that's probably why I didn't recognize his jingle. Jingles are supposed to be catchy, memorable. This guy definitely was not.
Lesson Learned: How they perform at work or in life is a sign of how they will perform in bed.
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