This encounter threw me in for a loop.
I put out another search via Craigslist, thinking that perhaps I needed to be more specific. I asked for specific qualities: strong, handsome, not having any culture-specific fetishes.
I get an email from a really hot man. In his picture, he looked to be black or African-American. I approved.
I eagerly awaited his arrival, took a quick shower to freshen up and prepared for some amazing sex.
Suddenly, I received a phone call. It was my soon-to-be fuck.
He told me he was on his way, but that he had something to confess.
He wasn't black. He was in fact white. He explained that he was a cop, and he just needed to protect his identity. Was that okay?
I told him that it really wasn't okay, but if he wanted to come anyway he was welcome to.
When he arrived, I couldn't even begin to understand what this man was thinking. He was white. What would have happened if he didn't call me, and he arrived at my door? What the fuck?
Of all the things about yourself that you can lie about, why lie about your skin color? I just can't understand his reasoning.
For about an hour, I sat on my bed and continued to watch tv. Not once did I turn it off. We chatted, and he talked more about his "life as a cop."
At some point, he said, "So, are we gonna do anything?"
I told him I was honestly quite hesitant since he wasn't exactly what I was expecting. It was quite a turn off that he had to lie about who he was.
At the end of it, I gave the weakest blow job of my life, and it was thankfully interrupted by a call from work.
Retrospectively, I felt like he was trying to scam me somehow. I honestly couldn't tell you how. Though I did think it was strange that he pointed out how flimsy my porch door seemed. What a strange thing to point out.
What a strange situation indeed.
At this point, I decided to look for other sources of activity. Craigslist (which, many of us are familiar with the dangers that can come from finding a sex friend on this website) just wasn't doing it. It was letting everyone loose, and I wasn't getting any good leads.
It was time for an upgrade.
Lesson Learned: Don't ever believe any story a one-night-stand tells you. Also, saying "No" is truly a valuable skill.
I put out another search via Craigslist, thinking that perhaps I needed to be more specific. I asked for specific qualities: strong, handsome, not having any culture-specific fetishes.
I get an email from a really hot man. In his picture, he looked to be black or African-American. I approved.
I eagerly awaited his arrival, took a quick shower to freshen up and prepared for some amazing sex.
Suddenly, I received a phone call. It was my soon-to-be fuck.
He told me he was on his way, but that he had something to confess.
He wasn't black. He was in fact white. He explained that he was a cop, and he just needed to protect his identity. Was that okay?
I told him that it really wasn't okay, but if he wanted to come anyway he was welcome to.
When he arrived, I couldn't even begin to understand what this man was thinking. He was white. What would have happened if he didn't call me, and he arrived at my door? What the fuck?
Of all the things about yourself that you can lie about, why lie about your skin color? I just can't understand his reasoning.
For about an hour, I sat on my bed and continued to watch tv. Not once did I turn it off. We chatted, and he talked more about his "life as a cop."
At some point, he said, "So, are we gonna do anything?"
I told him I was honestly quite hesitant since he wasn't exactly what I was expecting. It was quite a turn off that he had to lie about who he was.
At the end of it, I gave the weakest blow job of my life, and it was thankfully interrupted by a call from work.
Retrospectively, I felt like he was trying to scam me somehow. I honestly couldn't tell you how. Though I did think it was strange that he pointed out how flimsy my porch door seemed. What a strange thing to point out.
What a strange situation indeed.
At this point, I decided to look for other sources of activity. Craigslist (which, many of us are familiar with the dangers that can come from finding a sex friend on this website) just wasn't doing it. It was letting everyone loose, and I wasn't getting any good leads.
It was time for an upgrade.
Lesson Learned: Don't ever believe any story a one-night-stand tells you. Also, saying "No" is truly a valuable skill.
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