After the Craigslist disasters, a friend told me about Adult Friend Finder (AFF). Though, you would have to pay for some of the perks, and I'm sure the website is totally different now. I definitely went at the very basic amount of activity, one that didn't require that I pay for anything. It was pretty sweet that I got away with it as much as I did, actually.
But let me get to my story.
I had always had a thing for firemen. When I was in high school, I would wave to every fire truck that came along. So, when I got a message from a fireman on AFF, I couldn't have been more thrilled.
When we started chatting, I was on the West Coast. But I happened to be flying back to the city where the Fireman lived. He offered to pick me up and drive me back to my city. I wasn't going to pass off a ride home and a chance to hook up with a fireman.
Did I mention that he was extremely handsome and fit? I mean, you'd think that that is a standard description of a fireman, but it isn't. This one, though, is what you would think a fireman looks like.
When we were chatting, I told him that I had always had a thing for firemen. I joked about wanting to "slide down his pole," which, I mean, I couldn't NOT make that joke! Since he seemed to be okay with my quirkiness, I figured we could have a little fun.
The drive from Providence to Boston isn't a long one, and we filled it with getting to know each other. I asked him questions about his life, in the firehouse and out. I told him a little about myself. I asked him questions about his old-school van, and he asked me about my move from the West Coast.
When we got to my apartment, we kind of had a slow start. I admitted that I didn't really know how to proceed since I was fairly new at it. But he also sat around waiting or me to make the first move.
At one point, he was telling me about his family in Florida and about the alligators. I made a silly joke about how he could set up a series of bells and wires so that he would know when the gators were coming. But he looked at me in all seriousness and said, "Oh. They're really fast though."
Yipes! It's just a silly joke! There were many other times when my jokes fell flat, and it was kind of a bummer that he had nothing funny to say or that he didn't make jokes either.
Eventually, we turned off the lights and got into bed. That's when the making out started. That's when the groping and the nakedness started.
I remember thinking how hot he was, and how nice it was to feel his muscular arms around me. When he went down on me, I remember thinking that my sexual fantasies were coming true. And truth be told, the sex was amazing.
We tried several different positions. We ended in a hot and sweaty mess of sheets, and I realized that one night stands could be utterly amazing as well as masturbation material for weeks.
It was a pity that he didn't live that close to me. It was also a pity that he was kind of boring to talk to. I mean, don't get me wrong. He did have some interesting things to say, but I really found myself struggling to come up with conversation topics. It was a pity that someone so hot could be so dull.
But it was a great introduction to AFF. My next goal was to find someone who was a bit closer to where I lived.
Lesson Learned: No one is the whole package. Be aware that even fantasies have their drawbacks.
But let me get to my story.
I had always had a thing for firemen. When I was in high school, I would wave to every fire truck that came along. So, when I got a message from a fireman on AFF, I couldn't have been more thrilled.
When we started chatting, I was on the West Coast. But I happened to be flying back to the city where the Fireman lived. He offered to pick me up and drive me back to my city. I wasn't going to pass off a ride home and a chance to hook up with a fireman.
Did I mention that he was extremely handsome and fit? I mean, you'd think that that is a standard description of a fireman, but it isn't. This one, though, is what you would think a fireman looks like.
When we were chatting, I told him that I had always had a thing for firemen. I joked about wanting to "slide down his pole," which, I mean, I couldn't NOT make that joke! Since he seemed to be okay with my quirkiness, I figured we could have a little fun.
The drive from Providence to Boston isn't a long one, and we filled it with getting to know each other. I asked him questions about his life, in the firehouse and out. I told him a little about myself. I asked him questions about his old-school van, and he asked me about my move from the West Coast.
When we got to my apartment, we kind of had a slow start. I admitted that I didn't really know how to proceed since I was fairly new at it. But he also sat around waiting or me to make the first move.
At one point, he was telling me about his family in Florida and about the alligators. I made a silly joke about how he could set up a series of bells and wires so that he would know when the gators were coming. But he looked at me in all seriousness and said, "Oh. They're really fast though."
Yipes! It's just a silly joke! There were many other times when my jokes fell flat, and it was kind of a bummer that he had nothing funny to say or that he didn't make jokes either.
Eventually, we turned off the lights and got into bed. That's when the making out started. That's when the groping and the nakedness started.
I remember thinking how hot he was, and how nice it was to feel his muscular arms around me. When he went down on me, I remember thinking that my sexual fantasies were coming true. And truth be told, the sex was amazing.
We tried several different positions. We ended in a hot and sweaty mess of sheets, and I realized that one night stands could be utterly amazing as well as masturbation material for weeks.
It was a pity that he didn't live that close to me. It was also a pity that he was kind of boring to talk to. I mean, don't get me wrong. He did have some interesting things to say, but I really found myself struggling to come up with conversation topics. It was a pity that someone so hot could be so dull.
But it was a great introduction to AFF. My next goal was to find someone who was a bit closer to where I lived.
Lesson Learned: No one is the whole package. Be aware that even fantasies have their drawbacks.
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